demonladytakkuri:

dumbucket:

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

In the same vein it’s funny that people portray vultures as evil Spooky omens of death but they’re really just

(via spookymimic)

Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother

constellations-and-energy:

constellations-and-energy:

Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down

Me: What the fuck does this mean

Him: I think so

Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam

Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question

Him: This gig gonna slash me hips

HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING

I AM FURIOUS 

(via crutchie-morris)

cowboy love story

higgzorz:

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

(via seaymph)

yamelcakes:

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

(via australiansanta)

enbian:

Coming out is a process. You don’t need to do it all at once, and you don’t need to tell everyone. You don’t need to tell anyone for that matter. There’s no wrong way to come out or not. Do whatever makes sense for you and your situation.

(via rvckrose)